Neanderthals
Official Song & Merch

Neanderthal Life Hoodie
  • Neanderthal Life Hoodie
  • Neanderthal Life Hoodie
Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings. • 100% Read more

Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

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$60.00
Neanderthal Life - Trucker Cap
  • Neanderthal Life - Trucker Cap

Classic trucker cap style with a cool fabric blend.

• 47% cotton, 28% nylon, 25% polyester
• Structured, five-panel, high profile
• Flat bill
• Snapback closure
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (53.3 cm–58.4 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

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$30.00
Neanderthal Life (T-Shirt)
  • Neanderthal Life (T-Shirt)
  • Neanderthal Life (T-Shirt)
  • Neanderthal Life (T-Shirt)
  • Neanderthal Life (T-Shirt)
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain Read more

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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$30.00
James Koan III Pin Buttons
  • James Koan III Pin Buttons
  • James Koan III Pin Buttons
Express yourself in a meaningful way with top-quality pin buttons. They’re lightweight, sturdy, and easy to put on. With a scratch and UV-resistant coating and a glossy finish, these pin buttons are made to last. Show off Read more

Express yourself in a meaningful way with top-quality pin buttons. They’re lightweight, sturdy, and easy to put on. With a scratch and UV-resistant coating and a glossy finish, these pin buttons are made to last. Show off the things you care about and add a pop of personality to your clothing or accessories with vibrant pin buttons.

• They come in a set of 5
• Made of tinplate
• Scratch and UV-resistant mylar coating
• Glossy finish
• Easy to put on

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$16.00
Neanderthal Life... Stickers
  • Neanderthal Life... Stickers
  • Neanderthal Life... Stickers
  • Neanderthal Life... Stickers
These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when Read more

These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

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$5.00

NEANDERTHAL LIFE MERCH!!!

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Hello There!

Thanks so much for checking out my page!

This Comes from a Dream! And it's not actually my dream but a friend of mine's dream.

Neanderthals goes all the way back to 2014 when I was finished with college and experiencing nothing but the real world for the first time.

When I was in a band with 4 other friends, my lead guitarist Tyler Karl (we liked to call him "TK") had a dream we were sitting in a band rehearsal together and we were working on a new song together. He couldn't make out the lyrics but he said it was something about neanderthals.

At the time, I had no idea what a neanderthal was. So I did a little bit of research (Wikipedia, haha) and I discovered that Neanderthals were said to be "prehistoric" cavemen.

TK dreamt the opening riff and played it for me at a very slow tempo. I listened and it pulled me in fairly quickly.

I sat down writing the first verse on my own recollecting to the reality that I'm a bit of a caveman myself. I am very habitual in isolation, retreating to my homestead and shutting myself off from the world.

I finished the question and the following sentence: "Why am I so afraid of the strangers that are just like me? The Man in a cave is the man i never wanted to be."
 

Then I came to a halt. I had no idea where to go from there? So I reached out to Marcus (my rhythm guitarist and roommate at the time). He came up with this beautiful Chorus that took me back to my early pop punk days of middle school.

This whole songwriting process proved the intention of the song. We were never meant to live alone. Isolation is not the true nature of how we were made. We need each other. We have a whole community around us that we can engage with if we simply just step out the door.

I made these shirts to make money. But I also want this song to reach anyone who has also felt like me. Perhaps someone who's also been afraid of the unknown. If you feel isolated or if you have a friend who tends to hide from the rest of the world. Consider getting one of these pieces of merchandise as a reminder. I hope this anthem brings hope to you wherever you are and opens your eyes to the great community around you.

"Neanderthal Life Isn't What I was Made For"